What’s a Trillion?

October 23rd, 2010

It’s hard to understand one trillion dollars.   If you printed $1 every SECOND, it would take you a little over 8-1/2 days to print one million. To print a billion dollars at the same rate, it would take you 31 1/2 years. It still could be done in one lifetime. To print one trillion dollars at the same rate of a dollar a second, it would take you 31,709 years.

A lot of people knocked George Bush for the deficit.  He entered office with a 233 billion surplus in a peacetime situation, and left with a 490 billion wartime deficit. This was deemed as reckless spending by liberal bloggers and a big contributor to his drop in popularity at the end of his second term. In one year, Obama’s deficit is at 1.85 TRILLION.  Hopefully you can now understand the magnitude of Obama’s policies.  It will take generations and generations of Americans to pay for this.

Obama’s deficit is projected to get ‘down to’ 1.3 trillion by the end of 2010 if no other legislation is enacted. This is largely because he raised taxes, specifically, repealing the Bush tax cuts  But wait.  Obama said he cut taxes for 95% of Americans and created 2 million jobs even though unemployment is still at it’s highest in decades.  Funny, no one is questioning that.

Obama also said that he will continue to do what is unpopular and push forward with healthcare.  So much for that deficit being reduced.  Obama has effectively doubled down on his arrogant bet that he’s doing the right thing.  Whatever happened to representative government?  Unfortunately for him and Americans that will be saddled with this debt, it’s a bet he’ll lose next election.  Massachusetts is certainly proof of that.  And I’ll be glad to say goodbye to Obama and the socialization of America.  I just wish it didn’t come at such a high cost.

We’ll see who agrees with me on election day.

That’s Politics

January 30th, 2009

John was a man who worked hard at his job. He started his own business servicing and installing residential heating and air conditioning systems after his previous employer closed shop due to bad health. John had to put in many 12 and 16 hour days over the last few years, but slowly his reputation for being an honest, hard working guy who charged only what was fair grew his business to the point where he hired 3 good employees to keep up with the growth.

With the help, he could finally start to work a schedule that was closer to the norm. The timing was perfect for he also had a growing family. No matter how much he worked, he would always make time to enjoy his backyard with his wife Kim and two sons, Ryan and Ron. John’s backyard was lush. Lined with tall oaks and maples, the always manicured carpet of deeply green grass provided a space for just about any outdoor activity.

Both sons loved the time in the backyard with dad. On some days, that playtime with dad didn’t come until near dark, but they used every second of light to toss the football around, play dodgeball and make up all sorts of new games until it was time to wash up for bed.

While they would play as hard as they could, they could not always play as hard as they wanted to. Ryan suffered from terrible asthma and often needed to be reminded to sit down and take a breath from his inhaler until he was able to regain his breath. This didn’t stop them though and they all cherished the summer nights.

The Mayor of John’s suburb was a man named Franklin. Mayor Frank, as most of his friends called him, really knew how to get things done, although many of his tactics weren’t necessarily ethical. You see, Mayor Frank knew just the right people to talk to. He made sure that he was very friendly to all the aldermen, common council and city leaders and even the editor of the local paper. When he needed a favor, all he would have to do is call and assure them it was all ok, and they would gladly support him. Of course, it helped that nearly all of these friends were members of the same political party, and they were by far the majority.

Frank loved hunting and truly enjoyed preparing the harvest of his hunt in many different ways, but he was particularly fond of smoked meats. After having poor service from a local butcher, Frank decided to build a smoker in his back yard for himself. Having some very nice tall trees in his backyard, Frank realized that if he designed the smoker just right, he could also use the smoker as a leaf incinerator and eliminate all those fall trips to the city yard.

There was only one problem with Frank’s plan. There is a prevailing west wind where Frank lives. If Frank built the smoker where he was allowed to by his own local ordinances, all the smoke would come pouring into his house. That certainly wouldn’t do, but there was however a really nice spot on the east side of his property that would be perfect. Frank quickly realized if he wanted to put that smoker where it needed to go, he would just have to obtain a variance. A smile grew across his face as he realized all he would have to do is call in some of those favors.

Mayor Frank made the calls, submitted plans, made his case, thanked all the players, then arrived at the final step. Frank needed to notify his neighbor so that the affected resident could make any objections known.

Frank’s neighbor was John.

When John received word of the plans in progress, he made calls to his city officials telling them how the smoke would now pour into his yard and would severely affect Ryan’s asthma. The city officials insisted that the additional investment Frank was making to his property would increase the home’s value and in turn make John’s house more valuable as well, and that he should be thankful the good Mayor cared enough about his community to invest in it.

John also called the local paper to see if there was anything they could do to help get his side of the story out. When Frank heard about this, he called the paper’s editor and set up a meeting with John and the editor. The day before the plan approval was to occur, they all sat down. The Mayor listened with great care to John’s side of the issue. Frank then told John his side of the story and why it was so good for the city, and even for John. John begged him not to do this, and offered other suggestions that would relocate the smoker in a location that would be better for everyone. The Mayor looked at him and reassured him that he understood John’s plight and would give consideration to it.

The Mayor left John’s house and while the newspaper editor was still with him, Mayor Frank muttered that it was unfortunate that more residents didn’t support what is obviously good for the larger community. The next morning, the paper ran a column that was titled:

“Mayor Collaborates with Opposition to Find Common Ground”

The variance was approved. Frank’s smoker was built exactly where it was proposed with no changes. John spent the rest of his beautiful summer evenings with Ryan and Ron in their basement rec room. Mayor Frank’s approval ratings are at an all time high.

The Miracle of Birth

April 27th, 2007

The Name

“We’re going to have a girl, today” I said groggily as I woke up that morning, “and we still don’t have a name picked out. Have any new ideas?”  No answer.

I’m not the kind to jump out of bed in the morning and just start the day.  There is a ritual.  Slowly I sit up and prop myself up with one arm.  Today, my wife Joy is already dressed and has the suitcase on the bed.  “Come on, Tim.  This is one day we can’t be late,” she said to me all too seriously.  Joy is the organized one – always prepared, always ready, always keeping me on track.  But things hadn’t gone exactly as she planned with this baby.  Joy was two weeks overdue, and the doctor decided we couldn’t wait any longer, so today would be the day and the doctors would induce labor.

Still groggy and not fully awake, I stubbornly stick to my ritual and saunter over to the shower.  As I let the steam and hot water wash over me, my mind slowly starts to engage and I couldn’t help but to think to myself: A girl.  What do we name a girl?  There are so many cool boy names.  There’s Alan, Joey, Bo, Nick, Tony – Eh, Tony!! How you doin’?I chuckle to myself and then realize I had gotten off track, again.  I must somehow focus on girl’s names.  Despite my desperate searching for a name, nothing comes to me.  My friend and a father of three told me the birth of a child is a miracle, and when it happens, I will find out exactly what he means.  Right now, just finding the right name seems as if it will take a miracle.

The Hospital

“We’re here for a 7:30am appointment.  The name is Dotson.” announces my wife as we walk up to the hospital’s front desk.  I wondered why we were here so early.  Well, it sure beats having your child at 3:00am!

As we were led down the hallway to our room, I noticed things did not look the way I have always pictured a hospital.  Fortunately, I’ve had a fairly healthy life so I hadn’t needed to be in a hospital for many years.  The most vivid memories of a hospital were of my aunt who was dying of cancer 20 years before.  The hospitals then seemed devoid of all color, as if the life had gone out it.  The walls were white, the ceilings were white, the floors were white, and the doctors and nurses were dressed in white.  Then there was the smell.  That smell was the same as when a teacher pulled a dead worm from a jar in class once.  I cannot forget that smell.  The machines that were charged with keeping my aunt alive by breathing for her were monstrous and imposing, with its giant metal appendages and plastic tubes that seemed to run endlessly in every direction.  I felt surrounded by a lack of life.  To a child of six, it was quite intimidating.  There was nothing good, or even the slightest bit hopeful about it, and there would be no miracle for my aunt.  A few weeks later, the kind smiling women who always had a cookie for me was gone, as lifeless as the room that held her in those final hours.

But now, things were very different here.  There was warmth.  The door to our room was a beautiful walnut stain.  We walked inside to see a room that resembled a nicer hotel, and I may have been fooled into thinking so, had it not been for the absence of carpet.  The walls had a warm dark red lower area with a flowered chair rail, and a tan color that finished off the upper half. The bed was made with a nice comforter on top, and there was a very comfy recliner next to the bed, along with a few chairs.  There was a nice sized color TV in the room too.  I asked Joy, “Is this really where we will have the baby?” 

The doctor came in and explained the process. “Go ahead and get into your gown and hop into bed.  The nurse will set you up with an I.V. of the labor inducing drug, Pitocin, and that should get things started.  We’ll check in with you every 30 minutes and monitor for any progress.”  We spent the next 7 hours talking, reading, talking, watching TV, reading, but still no baby.  We started wondering if something was wrong.  As a diversion, we talked once again about the name.  Joy mentioned that she really liked the name Cara but my cousin just had a baby and had named her Cara so it just didn’t feel right to me.  We read from a book of different girl’s names with their meanings, but nothing was really coming.  As the afternoon wore on with nothing happening and I started to wonder what was taking so long.  I was about to find out.

The Arrival

“Tim,” my wife said with urgency, “my water just broke!”  We called the nurse in and in an instant, a number of nurses and our doctor entered the room like a well rehearsed dance team whose choreography transformed our hotel room into a hospital room.  There suddenly appeared railings that popped out of the side of the bed. From the ceiling, what once was a nice looking light fixture dropped down on a hinged arm to become a light that the doctor could direct to see exactly what he was doing.  The nice wooden cabinets at the far side of the bed became a tray that wheeled out next to the doctor, to give him all the tools he may need for delivery.  Joy labored for two hours, but our daughter still had a mind of her own and decided to stay where it was nice and warm.

The doctor had a calming voice and a gentle smile and had been talking to Joy most of the time.  To my surprise, he began to speak directly to me.  “I’d like to move Joy to another room.  There is more appropriate equipment there, just in case.”  As he said this, his smile was gone.  He was still calm, but a sense of urgency suddenly hit me right between the eyes.  I couldn’t help thinking, “Just in case of what?”  I noticed now that the bed that once made me think of a nice hotel had wheels, and we began to head down the hallway to the other room.  This room had much more equipment in it.  While it still had color, it felt much cooler from the tones of light blue and white.  The softness was gone too, replaced with stainless steel and a flood of bright lights that filled the entire room. The doctor appeared in scrubs, and I finally put two and two together. 

“So what do we have to do, Doctor?” I asked.

“I still have hope for a natural child birth, but the longer we wait, the higher the chance we will have to go ahead and operate,” he said as if there was nothing to worry about.  My trebling stomach didn’t agree and certainly he could see the look of tremendous concern in my eyes.  Then the doctor stated to the room, “Why don’t we call John in here?”

John was a nurse who had assisted on many such occasions.  Like a relief pitcher who waits calmly in the bullpen until the game is on the line, he steps up to the mound and uses his unique skill when the game is on the line.  John, an older man slight of build, walked in and smiled at Joy with a huge grin.  Everyone’s spirit in the room seemed to lift as he exchanged greetings with the staff at hand.  There was no more seriousness, but a refreshing happiness as John began to talk to Joy in a way that made me feel like she was talking to her grandpa.  After talking for a while, he told her he was going to help her a bit and that she shouldn’t need to do all that pushing by herself.  When the next contraction came, he pushed carefully but firmly on the top of her belly.  After a few of these contractions, and with John’s help, our unwilling daughter finally decided there was no use fighting it, and a natural delivery was finally completed.

Fatherhood Begins

“Time of birth: 7:47 pm,” said the doctor.  I smiled, thinking how I will never forget that time, the same as a 747 aircraft.  He took our baby over to weigh her, and I watched as this beautiful tiny girl, all red, pink and white, looked at me and cried softly, shivering as her skin felt the cool air for the first time in her life.  My thoughts turned to that friend who said that birth is a miracle.  Now that I saw this beautiful being, so delicate and tiny, squinting in the light looking directly at me for answers of why she had to leave that warm, quiet place and enter this bright, loud, cold world.  I now knew exactly what he meant. The nurse bundled her up and surprised me by placing her directly into my arms. I carried her over and laid her gently onto her mother’s chest, and so it began. I was now a dad.  I had to learn how to be a dad, and my daughter had to learn, well, everything.

With all the excitement complete, the activities wind down and we all spend the night in our recovery room as a brand new family, but we still hadn’t decided on the name.  It was very late now and we all quietly fell asleep.  The next day, I woke up early and ran home to quickly shower.  My morning ritual had changed, as it would from this day forward.

Epilogue: The Name, Part II

On the way back, I noticed I had a song in my head.  A sly grin began to form as I realized the song buzzing in my brain was “I’m your baby tonight” by Whitney Houston.  “That’s it!!” I yell out loud to my steering wheel.  I zoom back up to our room with excitement in my heart – hoping for one more miracle.  “What do you think of Whitney?” I asked hopefully.  “And her middle name can be Joy, because she’s beautiful, just like her mother.” A few hours later, we signed the birth certificate and it was complete.  Our lives would be forever changed, transformed by the miracle of birth.

When I think back on that day, I don’t remember John leaving the operating room.  As the delivery was being completed, everyone had their job to do.  His work was done and he left quietly.  There were no accolades for him that would have been heard by that relief pitcher.  No cheers or standing ovations.  There was only a silent prayer of thanks, the first prayer of a new father, to the Father of all, a prayer of thanks that He still sends His angels to perform miracles on this earth, or in this case, the operating room.

Treasure Chest Box

February 14th, 2007

Oh what to put in a brand new box
A treasure chest box
What else but treasures?
What are my treasures
That I could put in this box?

Coins from different countries
Sparkling in the light
Would be a wanted pirate’s
utmost delight.

Pens and paper
Of top quality
Would be a story writer’s
pleasure to see.

Old, faded pictures
And stamps from long ago
Would bring a smile or a tear
At the thought of one she knows.

A dusty, weathered journal
And a crinkled, old map
Would fill a child with wonder
At someone’s mysterious past.

But what would you put in that box?
That treasure chest box?
What else but treasures?
So what are your treasures
That you would put in that box?

(Admin’s note to give credit where credit is due: This was written by my daughter.)

Waiting

January 24th, 2006

Here I am, in a familiar place, finding myself forced to wait.

There’s so much to do and so many demands, yet here I sit, waiting. A funny thing happens when you wait. You notice the details of the things around you. Right now, I hear the rain. I never hear the rain. It’s usually downed out in a sea of thoughts, never coming into my consciousness. Now I hear each drop pelting the car like a thousand pins tapping on a stainless steel sink.

The sounds of tires pushing through the water on the street nearby blend with the rain to make a symphony of rhythmic percussion and swishing whole notes, accented by the crescendo brought up by the wind, and back down in a lull. The water itself has covered the windshield. Small rivers melt downward making the view a bit skewed.

The sign of Beihoff music is burned out, but the OPEN sign softly glows orange and warms what otherwise would be a cold dark night. There’s a yellow pyramid of light decsending from an incandescent light under the awning that goes on for a while, then turns off as regularly as Old Faithful. The occupants inside the store are going on about their business. They are unaware that these eyes are now watching them, seeing their soundless mouths move. I see a smile, then a look of concern, then a soundless laugh. Then the decision to get back to work seems to mutually arrive and the two part ways. A young couple enters the store as a few more go out. They are mostly families, the father with his daughter of 13 buys some reeds, the mother with two sons looks at trumpet music and a middle aged lady very carefully studying each fold and zipper of a soft violin case.

Behind all the activity suddenly alive with detail, the soft din of the tinny am radio station suddenly grabs my attention. The announcer”s voice urgently interrupts my contemplation, full of excitement as the Wisconsin Badger basketball team’s Orlando Tucker hits his second three-pointer of the first few minutes of the game. After a few sentences of doting about the prowess of the Badgers offense, they break for commercial and my mind returns to the two employees, once again engaged in conversation. One is now half heartedly paging through sheet music while the other continues to hold a really dirty and ugly garbage can. The garbage can is empty, despite being in this employee’s possession since I arrived twenty minutes ago. The conversation does not seem particularly engaging. The one looking through the music pulls out a piece with a blue and white striped cover and begins to walk to the counter. The employee with the garbage can, still empty, eventually turns away and resumes walking the aisles now alone.

A young cello player enters with her cello on her back. Another boy is dropped off with a sax case. Within seconds, another arrives with a guitar case. This only means one thing. Soon, those students will be taking lessons from the teachers inside, one of which sits now with my daughter. Very soon, my own 15 year old will walk with a smile toward the car to head home. The wait will be over, and with it, so will the detail. The rain will become once again unheard. The water swirls will be wiped away by the windshield wipers. Despite the newfound clarity on the windshield, the people in the store will begin to quickly fade from people, to shapes, to something moving just out of consciousness.

Then, the richness of all the unnoticed details surrounding me daily will be gone – gone until the next time I will be lucky enough to be forced to wait.

#1

January 24th, 2006

As I stare at the red white and blue #1 Harley-Davidson banner on my wall, it inspires me to ponder just what 1 is. Many have sung about it. 1 World is Enough for All of Us. 1 is the Lonliest Number. There are 1 hit wonders. There are those who try to become 1 with nature. Some try to 1 up others. So many stories start out: 1ce upon a time… Today I am 1 man, composing the #1 post on 1 site, with 1 thing in mind: perhaps 1 day, I will write 1 thing of value. While today may not be that day, I hold on to 1 hope that 1 day, I may just cause you to crack 1 smile, shed 1 tear, or come to 1 conclusion that helps you get through 1 day.

Welcome 1… and all.

-Spart